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The Type 4 Ha-To was a self-propelled gun developed by the Imperial Japanese Army for use in World War II.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The p is silent.","id":309}
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Danillo Sena is an American politician who is the member of the Massachusetts House of Representatives from the 37th Middlesex district. He was elected in a special election on June 2, 2020, against Republican Cathy Clark. The election was held to replace former Representative Jen Benson, who resigned back in January 2020 to become the new President of the Alliance for Business Leadership.
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