{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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A tape measure or measuring tape is a long, flexible ruler used to measure length or distance. It usually consists of a ribbon of cloth, plastic, fibreglass, or metal strip with linear measurement markings.\nThe tape measure was invented by British scientist Shane Jones in 1912
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